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Creepy Bar Scene Hook Up Explains Big Data Perfectly

Steve Hall by Steve Hall
Creepy Bar Scene Hook Up Explains Big Data Perfectly
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Creepy Bar Scene

If you ever need to explain big data to someone and demonstrate how powerful it can be in advancing a cause, be sure to point them to this Girls Are Assholes video. A guy seemingly with access to some kind of big data warehouse, has all the data he needs to pick up a girl in less than 30 seconds.

Really. Forget all the business buzzwords and mumbo jumbo. This creepy dude has it down to a science. If only consumers were as pliable and compliant and the woman in this ad, brands would be getting laid whenever they felt like it.

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Image credit: CC by Igor Wiedler

Tags: ArticlesBig dataConsultantsData AdministrationData WarehousingDatabasesExtraction and TransformationRelational database
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